Gnarls Barkley's new vid, "Who's Gonna Save My Soul?" Directed by Chris Milk.
Thursday, 31 July 2008
Tuesday, 29 July 2008
Chilly Zombies
I'd never seen Jon Carpenter's, The Thing until Saturday. Awesome prosthetics and eery synths make the movie a proper treat. Then, ironically, I get emailed this new homage this morning...
Monday, 28 July 2008
Friday, 25 July 2008
Monkey Hosts Olympics.
Watching Monkey Magic as a kid was a trip. It's weirdness sticks with you (that might explain a lot). Now I find out Jamie Hewlett (of Gorillaz and Tank Girl fame) has done an animation for the Beebs Beijing Olympic coverage, and guess who it features...
Sunday, 20 July 2008
Old Spice TV Provides
Unfortunately where the TV provides the digital doesn't. So I won't provide the link.
Saturday, 19 July 2008
Smart Digital
"A pun is a shift of wit. A fart is a whift of shit."
I know... but I couldn't help myself. Pun's are disgusting and crass and brilliant. It's like tourette's though, I felt uncontrollably compelled. I apologise. But the headline is true; the Smart car strategy makes a lot of sense. Ok, so it's not the donkey's knob when it comes to campaigns but I'm always impressed when demonstration advertising as straight as this is made appealing. So kudos to Agency Republic for it's cute handling of good interactivity.
http://www.truthaboutsmart.co.uk/
I know... but I couldn't help myself. Pun's are disgusting and crass and brilliant. It's like tourette's though, I felt uncontrollably compelled. I apologise. But the headline is true; the Smart car strategy makes a lot of sense. Ok, so it's not the donkey's knob when it comes to campaigns but I'm always impressed when demonstration advertising as straight as this is made appealing. So kudos to Agency Republic for it's cute handling of good interactivity.
http://www.truthaboutsmart.co.uk/
Friday, 18 July 2008
Thursday, 17 July 2008
No Cameras, Lasers, Action
A friend recently asked me what band of today I could ever imagine becoming as prolific as Led Zepplin. We both agreed wholeheartedly on Radiohead. And couldn't find another. It's fitting then, that they should pioneer new techniques like the ones they've used here. Shot with no cameras, just 3D laser scanners, check out House of Cards...
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Tuesday, 1 July 2008
Just like that...
... he copies and pastes an email. You lazy fucker Nick.
Hush ya beak and an old fashioned English chuckle with these... All hail the king of one liners...
I went to see a friend with her new baby last night, she
> asked me if I
> wanted to wind it.
> I thought that was a bit harsh, so I just gave it a Dead-Leg
>
> *****
>
> Two Aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married
> The ceremony was rubbish but the Reception was Brilliant.
>
> *****
>
> Man goes to the docs, with a strawberry growing out of his head.
> Doc says, 'I'll give you some cream to put on it.'
>
> *****
>
> 'Doc, I can't stop singing the green green grass of home.'
> 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome.'
> 'Is it common?'
> 'It's not unusual.'
>
> *****
>
> A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet.
> 'My dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?'
> 'Well,' says the vet, 'let's have a look at him'
> So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his
> teeth.
> Finally, he says, 'I'm going to have to put him down.'
> 'What? Because he's cross-eyed? '
> 'No, because he's really heavy'
>
> *****
>
> 'Doctor, I can't pronounce my F's, T's and H's.'
> 'Well you can't say fairer than that then'
>
> *****
>
> Two elephants walk off a cliff...... boom boom!
>
> *****
>
> So I went to the dentist.
> He said 'Say Aaah.'
> I said 'Why?'
> He said 'My dog's died.'
>
> *****
>
> So I got home, and the phone was ringing. I picked it up, and
> said
> 'Who's speaking please?'
> And a voice said 'You are.'
>
> *****
>
> So I rang up my local swimming baths.
> I said 'Is that the local swimming baths?'
> He said 'It depends where you're calling from.'
>
> *****
>
> So I rang up a local building firm, I said 'I want a skip
> outside my
> house.'
> He said 'I'm not stopping you.'
>
> *****
>
> Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there
> are 5
> people in my family, so it must be one of them.
> It's either my mum or my dad.
> Or my older brother Colin.
> Or my younger brother Ho-Cha-Chu.
>
> But I think it's Colin.
>
> *****
>
> So I was in my car, and I was driving along, and my boss rang
> up, and
> he said 'You've been promoted.'
> And I swerved.
> And then he rang up a second time and said 'You've been promoted
> again.'
> And I swerved again.
> He rang up a third time and said 'You're managing director.'
> And I went into a tree.
> And a policeman came up and said
> 'What happened to you?'
> And I said 'I careered off the road.'
>
> *****
>
> Now, most dentists' chairs go up and down, don't they?
> The one I was in went back and forwards.
> I thought 'This is unusual'. And the dentist said to me, 'Mr
> Cooper,
> get out of the filing cabinet.'
>
> *****
>
> So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me 'Can
> you give
> me a lift?'
>
> I said 'Sure, you look great, the world's your oyster, go for
> it.'
>
> *****
>
> Two cannibals eating a clown. One says to the other
> 'Does this taste funny to you?'
>
> *****
>
> Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery
> acid, and
> the other was eating fireworks.
>
> They charged one and let the other one off.
>
> *****
>
> You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today.
> They left a little note on the windscreen; it said 'Parking
> Fine.'
> So that was nice.
>
> *****
>
> A man walked into the doctors,
> The doctor said 'I haven't seen you in a long time'
> The man replied, 'I know I've been ill'
>
> *****
>
> A man walked into the doctors, he said 'I've hurt my arm in
> several
> places'
> The doctor said, 'well don't go to those places'
>
> *****
>
> I had a ploughman's lunch the other day.
> He wasn't very happy.
>
> *****
>
> I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I
> couldn't
> find any.
>
> *****
>
> Two blondes walk into a building..........you'd think at
> least one of
> them would have seen it.
>
> *****
>
> Phone answering machine message -
> '...If you want to buy marijuana.............press the hash
> key...'
>
> *****
>
> I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him 50 quid
> that he
> couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf.
> He said, 'No, the steaks are too high.'
>
> *****
> My friend drowned in a bowl of muesli.
> A strong currant pulled him in.
>
> *****
> A man came round in hospital after a serious accident.
> He shouted, 'Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!'
> The doctor replied, 'I know you can't, I've cut your arms off'.
>
> *****
> I went to a seafood disco last week and pulled a mussel.
>
> *****
>
> Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly.
> They lit a fire in the craft. It sank, proving once and for
> all that
> you can't have your kayak and heat it.
>
> *****
>
> Our ice cream man was found lying on the floor of his van
> covered with
> hundreds and thousands.
> Police say that he topped himself.
>
> *****
>
> Two fat blokes in a pub, one says to the other 'Your round.'
> The other one says 'So are you, you fat slob!'
Hush ya beak and an old fashioned English chuckle with these... All hail the king of one liners...
I went to see a friend with her new baby last night, she
> asked me if I
> wanted to wind it.
> I thought that was a bit harsh, so I just gave it a Dead-Leg
>
> *****
>
> Two Aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married
> The ceremony was rubbish but the Reception was Brilliant.
>
> *****
>
> Man goes to the docs, with a strawberry growing out of his head.
> Doc says, 'I'll give you some cream to put on it.'
>
> *****
>
> 'Doc, I can't stop singing the green green grass of home.'
> 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome.'
> 'Is it common?'
> 'It's not unusual.'
>
> *****
>
> A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet.
> 'My dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?'
> 'Well,' says the vet, 'let's have a look at him'
> So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his
> teeth.
> Finally, he says, 'I'm going to have to put him down.'
> 'What? Because he's cross-eyed? '
> 'No, because he's really heavy'
>
> *****
>
> 'Doctor, I can't pronounce my F's, T's and H's.'
> 'Well you can't say fairer than that then'
>
> *****
>
> Two elephants walk off a cliff...... boom boom!
>
> *****
>
> So I went to the dentist.
> He said 'Say Aaah.'
> I said 'Why?'
> He said 'My dog's died.'
>
> *****
>
> So I got home, and the phone was ringing. I picked it up, and
> said
> 'Who's speaking please?'
> And a voice said 'You are.'
>
> *****
>
> So I rang up my local swimming baths.
> I said 'Is that the local swimming baths?'
> He said 'It depends where you're calling from.'
>
> *****
>
> So I rang up a local building firm, I said 'I want a skip
> outside my
> house.'
> He said 'I'm not stopping you.'
>
> *****
>
> Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there
> are 5
> people in my family, so it must be one of them.
> It's either my mum or my dad.
> Or my older brother Colin.
> Or my younger brother Ho-Cha-Chu.
>
> But I think it's Colin.
>
> *****
>
> So I was in my car, and I was driving along, and my boss rang
> up, and
> he said 'You've been promoted.'
> And I swerved.
> And then he rang up a second time and said 'You've been promoted
> again.'
> And I swerved again.
> He rang up a third time and said 'You're managing director.'
> And I went into a tree.
> And a policeman came up and said
> 'What happened to you?'
> And I said 'I careered off the road.'
>
> *****
>
> Now, most dentists' chairs go up and down, don't they?
> The one I was in went back and forwards.
> I thought 'This is unusual'. And the dentist said to me, 'Mr
> Cooper,
> get out of the filing cabinet.'
>
> *****
>
> So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me 'Can
> you give
> me a lift?'
>
> I said 'Sure, you look great, the world's your oyster, go for
> it.'
>
> *****
>
> Two cannibals eating a clown. One says to the other
> 'Does this taste funny to you?'
>
> *****
>
> Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery
> acid, and
> the other was eating fireworks.
>
> They charged one and let the other one off.
>
> *****
>
> You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today.
> They left a little note on the windscreen; it said 'Parking
> Fine.'
> So that was nice.
>
> *****
>
> A man walked into the doctors,
> The doctor said 'I haven't seen you in a long time'
> The man replied, 'I know I've been ill'
>
> *****
>
> A man walked into the doctors, he said 'I've hurt my arm in
> several
> places'
> The doctor said, 'well don't go to those places'
>
> *****
>
> I had a ploughman's lunch the other day.
> He wasn't very happy.
>
> *****
>
> I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I
> couldn't
> find any.
>
> *****
>
> Two blondes walk into a building..........you'd think at
> least one of
> them would have seen it.
>
> *****
>
> Phone answering machine message -
> '...If you want to buy marijuana.............press the hash
> key...'
>
> *****
>
> I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him 50 quid
> that he
> couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf.
> He said, 'No, the steaks are too high.'
>
> *****
> My friend drowned in a bowl of muesli.
> A strong currant pulled him in.
>
> *****
> A man came round in hospital after a serious accident.
> He shouted, 'Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!'
> The doctor replied, 'I know you can't, I've cut your arms off'.
>
> *****
> I went to a seafood disco last week and pulled a mussel.
>
> *****
>
> Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly.
> They lit a fire in the craft. It sank, proving once and for
> all that
> you can't have your kayak and heat it.
>
> *****
>
> Our ice cream man was found lying on the floor of his van
> covered with
> hundreds and thousands.
> Police say that he topped himself.
>
> *****
>
> Two fat blokes in a pub, one says to the other 'Your round.'
> The other one says 'So are you, you fat slob!'
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